Alarm

I forgot to turn my alarm clock off last night so I'm unfortunately awake before 9am. There is something unsatisfying about waking up too early, especially to a cell phone alarm... I think I ought to consider investing in a new alarm. I probably won't act on a whim and get any of these but there's no denying they're pretty cool.


It would be much more tempting to get out of bed if I knew I'd get bacon out of the deal.


I'm not a particularly violent person when wake up. I just like to shoot things in general.


Since I can't wake up to the voice of a spouse whispering sweet nothings in my ear maybe a voice like this would be a good alternative.


This one mimics the lighting of a sunrise although it looks more like something out of Avatar. Although speaking of sunrises, this makes me think of that time when Mailee was my roommate and I got to wake up to this song blaring.



I love Mailee, but she did like to hit the snooze button so I got tired of the "YAAAAA SVENYAAAAA ABAGEEEZEEE GAMOOOOOO" but looking back now, it isn't a bad song to wake up to. Well... enough of this. I'm going to go back to bed just for a little bit. So much for a productive morning.