We've all heard about feminine intuition right? Its that feeling a girl gets when she knows something is wrong or that she ought to call that friend, etc. I propose men have a similar sense. However, their sense is limited primarily to dating.
I've mentioned feast or famine principle to many people before (most of you... maybe not Matt Yancy but I'm sure he's heard of it) but I'm 99.7213% sure that it is an actual phenomena. When a guy asks a girl on a date, he somehow creates some sort of force field around her. She is totally oblivious to it but all of the other men can sense it and it drives them crazy. In unison they all decide that they must get in on the action. There must be something that caused that one guy to ask her out. Its a male race to figure out what it is.
So I have 2 dates this weekend as opposed to the 1 almost but not really a date I had all last semester. I guess with me planning on leaving Utah its time for the men to work their thunder. Three words to you, men of Utah. Bring it on.
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