Monday, December 19, 2011

Christmas Wish List

Instead of going to bed and being responsible, I'm going to post a list of what I REALLY want for Christmas. I figure I successfully resisted the temptation to go to Sherlock Holmes so this is the lesser of two evils...

1.

My own microscope. I'm tired of not having a place to look at slides at work. On top of that, can you just imagine all of the good time's I'd have at family night? "Kids, hold your arms still so we can collect a decent sample for the blood smears!" Good, wholesome, educational family time. I don't have kids yet but when they do come, I want to be ready.

Oh, and this one has a camera on top so we could capture pictures of all of our favorite white blood cells and put them in the family scrapbook.

2. Bioluminescent Trees. I figure I love the Christmas lights but with a bioluminescent tree, you could enjoy a cheerful arborous glow all year long. There's bioluminescent plankton and fish so a tree can't be too big a stretch. Sure, things would look a little Avatar-y but that wouldn't be a bad thing would it? I thought the plot wasn't very original but visually, that show was all eye candy.



3. My own Galaxy. People get to name stars and stuff and that would be pretty cool but I figure, I'm worth taking that dream and stepping it up a notch. I figure then I could name hundreds and thousands of stars instead of just one.

"This one is Jillapidos, that one is Jillgamesh, this one is Llij (that's Jill backwards)"



4. Time Machine. Bill and Ted had an excellent and historical adventure. Ludo sang a rock opera about a man facing pterydactyls, zombies, etc. to get back to his true love. Dr. Who has one. I could go to the future, figure out who I'll marry and then remove all the drama from dating. I'm trying to fathom how this gift could be anything short of perfection...



This model not only would be functional but a stylish piece of furniture for my new home. I could use some more furniture.

5. Light Saber. Because really, I'm a small girl living in a big city and I feel like a girl has gotta be able to protect herself. Who knows if there are rapists, scorpions, Sith Lord's that'll cross my path and I don't want to be caught defenseless.



6. Cheese. I'm a fan of a Med Sharp Cheddar but I'm fond of Mozerella and Parmesan as well. There are so many fancy flavors that I've never tried too. I ought to broaden my horizons and get some sort of exotic cheese. Doesn't this image just make you salivate?



Yeah... its bed time... I'll dream of all the unicorns, flame throwers, magic carpets I would ask for if I were to stay up late enough to finish this list.

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