Dx: Motorcycle vs. Deer. Clearly the motorcyclist didn't win. Nobody won. Well, maybe that guy who got to go home and make venison jerky won but who cares about him. The jerky man doesn't really matter....
What does matter is my curiosity about whether they have different variations of this diagnosis. For example Motorcycle vs. Brick wall. Motorcycle vs. Cliffs of insanity. Motorcycle vs. Godzilla. I can just imagine two guys in the ER having this exact conversation.
"Did you see that guy who just came in?"
"Yeah... Clearly a Motorcycle vs. Unicorn."
"I'm sure Dr. Mastersen is going to have a rough night cleaning out all of the sparkles and glitter."
"Yeah. That really is too bad. My mother complains about my motorcycle. Says its not if you get hit but when."
"Yeah, well, I gotta take care of another trauma. Stroller vs. Rabid Llama that just came in. Hope you have a good night."
"You too."
UPDATE!!!
So I just finished talking to Christy and she informs me that at some point she saw Dx: Lightning Strike to helmet. You would have such a hard time convincing people you survived that one. "I got that scar on my face when I was struck by lightning while riding my Harley." I wish I was that intense... Wouldn't want to deal with the injury but no denying you'd have to be hard core to survive that one.
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